04.08.07
Overheard in NYC
I was walking along the streets of NYC a week ago and heard the following snippet of conversation outside a bar.
Girl: So you’re single?
Gut: I’m *really* single. Well I mean going on dates sometimes but nothing serious. No, I’m *really* single.
All I wanted to say was he wants to sleep with you. No he desperately wants to sleep with you, run away! Ah desperation.